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I was seriously hit by the laughing gas during dinner today. There was this woman in a yellow shirt with a colourful plaster stuck onto her chin. From where i sat, it looked like a grain of rice stuck on her chin. It all started when her child(quite young) spilled something on her. She screamed and started whacking him. She looked crazy, a yellow woman, with thick specs and a grain of rice on her chin, whacking away. From then on, i couldnt stop laughing. When i was taking a sip of tea, or eating some vegetables, her face would pop into my mind and i'd just start laughing. I laughed for like 15 minutes(in short bursts) I guess the combinition of too much laughter, too much teh peng, and too much food did not settle well with me. There was a wierd feeling in my chest up to my throat and i knew i was gonna throw up. So my dad asked the waitress for a big plastic bag and she turned up with this humongous plastic bag which could easily contain 2 litres of vomit. In the end, i didnt throw up anyway. BUT, on the way back, i suddenly needed the toilet REALLY urgently. And that was when we were already on the highway. So i had to hold my urine in from Choa Chu Kang to Bedok. When my parents dropped me at a coffee shop in Bedok, i dashed straight to the toilet and finally relieved myself. When i came out, i kept staring at these cigarettes floating around in the urine in the guy's urinal. It was then that something dawned on me. I looked up and saw the sign " MEN". OMG. i was sooo lucky that there wasn't any man standing there peeing or something. and than i started laughing like crazy again. It was all too ridiculous. melissa at 9:49 PM |
